The Vatican

Mom and I took the metro to the Vatican City. We knew to get their early, so we thought 10:30 am was a decent time. Wrong. The lineup to get into the museum stretched all around the building. Really. Every time we turned a corner, we saw that the line continued. So we decided to go up St. Peter's and leave the Vatican museum for the next day.

When we came back the next morning, the lineup was almost as long, but it moved fast, and we were only waiting outside for about twenty minutes. I wanted to see the Vatican secret archived but alas, no mention of them and no signs pointing to the Vatican's pornography collection.