Having mono sucks

My day so far:

Wake up at 2 am, can't breathe
Go back to sleep
Wake up at 2 20, can't breathe
Go back to sleep

All the way to 10, when I finally decide to get up
Have a shower, almost pass out
Go back to bed

Mom tells me if I sleep normal hours, I could sleep through the night
Remind mom that if I could breathe, I would be sleeping through the night

Convince mom to go out golfing
Make breakfast
Force myself to finish said food
Watch 10 minutes of What Not to Wear
Fall asleep

Wake up 30 minutes later, unable to breathe
Get woken up by the phone
Get woken up, unable to breathe

Refuse to watch daytime TV
Come upstairs and answer email
Enjoy the outpouring of sympathy I receive from my mass "I have mono" email

I don't want to sleep, but there is nothing to do. Saturdays suck sometimes.

Hmmm...Maybe I can make this Saturday suck a bit less.

Contemplate whom I don't like in this city
Wonder if I could send mono-infected tissues to them "Please smell this new perfume!"