Il mio apartamento

My apartment is in a quiet neighbourhood with lots of trees. It's one of the communist-block buildings but it's beautiful inside. There is a quiet courtyard with grape trees. Inside, it's all tiled. I have 1.5 bathrooms, a bidet (!), a tub/jacuzzi, a bedroom, a huge kitchen, a living room which is off limits (nothing there anyways except some sculptures and a couch) and a huge TV. Romania has better channels than Canada! They have French, English, Italian, Spanish, German, Russian (Bulgarian?) and Romanian TV. All the non-Romanian channels are subtitled. Hopefully I'll learn Romanian that much quicker now. Unless I have a repeat of the dreadful kyssa-kissa episode in Sweden where I mispronounced/mixed up the words 'to kiss' and 'to pee'.