More perverted cat names

The other cat on my floor is named "Poupie".

So Pussy and Poopy.

My neighbours are perverts.

I can't wait to meet the parakeets "Pipi" and "Boubie" (or "peepee" and "boobie").

Incidentally, I'm becoming quite familiar with the animals in my apartment. There's Lolita ("Lola") the dog on the main floor, who always comes up to be patted whenever she seems me. She's a scruffy, mangy looking thing, but who can argue with a warm wet tongue?

Guess I'm the pervert now.

There are some poodles on the fourth floor. I don't like poodles as a general rule and these ones are no different. The white one seems to have a permanent erection and I'm just waiting for it to try to hump the brown one. It also makes me realise how used I am to seeing neutered dogs. Dog testicles make me giggle like a schoolgirl, and since nearly every male dog is neutered at home, it's been a while since I saw a "true" male dog.

There are a pair of cats on the second floor. These cats are pure evil. I'm not a cat person and these make me hate cats even more. Skinny, dirty white with grey patches, big pointed ears, these are Satan cats, if there was such a thing. Not only will they not let me pet them, but they meow and howl all the time.

I like affectionate cats, not antisocial cats who spend their days on the windowsill, miaowing at me when I walk past.

The mother cat recently gave birth to kittens. Whenever I come down the stairs, the cats glare at me. I glare back. Sometimes, depending on my mood, I will stare at them for a minute or two to unleash the full extent of my wrath towards these beasts.

Speaking of animals, I paid a visit to my former neighbours in Bucovina. Apparently, there's been a series of dog killings in the past few months. A neighbourhood dog was found decapitated. I asked who could do such a thing. No one knows. I suggested Satanists, and they immediately agreed with me, saying that Satanists had killed these dogs. As a joke, I suggested the Roma doing it, just to see what they would answer. "Yes, it's definitely the gypsies. Satanic gypsies are killing the dogs!"